A little aside into hilarity today.  How often do you read the small print?  If you read it often, you might come across things like this from the Derbyshire Guide website:

This information is provided to the best of our knowledge. We have collected and collated it in good faith but we are not responsible for its accuracy and anyone intending to make use of this information is advised to check it out.

Well that’s the legal stuff sorted.

Should you decline to comply with this warning, a leather winged demon of the night will soar from the deep malevolent caverns of the white peak into the shadowy moonlit sky and, with a thirst for blood on its salivating fangs, search the very threads of time for the throbbing of your heartbeat. Just thought you’d want to know that.

Perhaps there is a job opening for people to write legal disclaimers?  It looks like more fun than I had previously assumed!